a bear walks into a bar and says, bartender give me a beer.
the bartender says, sorry bear but we don’t serve beer to bears in this bar.
the bears says, bartender I’m one thirsty bear and I really want a beer.
bartender says, look bear I already to told you we don’t serve beer to bears in this bar.
bear says, bartender I’m one thirsty bear and if you don’t give me a beer I’m going to do something horrific all up in this bar.
bartender says, bear you aint gettin any beer in this bar.
so the bear get’s up and walks down to the other end of the bar where this skanky old broad is sitting, and he gobbles her up, making a nasty mess of blood, hair, stiletto heels, and fake pearls…he goes back and sits down and looks at the bartender and says, well?
bartender says, pfft, that was just a bar-bitch-you-ate….