“Oh, man, I love the inlay on this. And is that bronze? A lot of liches are going for gold right now, but bronze is just so much more subtle, you know? More refined.

And you got those little dangling soul-gems that match my eyes! Well, I mean, they match my eyes because my arcane essence has been siphoned and distributed within them, allowing me to course with necromantic power far beyond what a mortal form could ever contain, but still! So thoughtful.”