where’s her ass?
With the Kayak. She is going Kayaking. That is a kayak paddle.
I’m the boat. You have to ride me.
Motorboat, baby.
That’s not a paddle. It’s a Derp swatter.
“But where’s the boat?” Fuck the boat. Wait, What ?
“The tide must have taken it. We’re stuck on this island all alone now.”
*hides broken pieces of boat with his foot*
… In my pants.
Who cares?
Being shexy?
That’s a paddlin’.
where’s her ass?
With the Kayak. She is going Kayaking. That is a kayak paddle.
I’m the boat. You have to ride me.
Motorboat, baby.
That’s not a paddle. It’s a Derp swatter.
“But where’s the boat?”
Fuck the boat.
Wait, What ?
“The tide must have taken it. We’re stuck on this island all alone now.”
*hides broken pieces of boat with his foot*
…
In my pants.
Who cares?
Being shexy?
That’s a paddlin’.