So sad, but so true.
The mark of a mature man is the memory of a perfect sandwich you don’t know how to make. However much he may love you, he is only in the kitchen to make sure you add enough bacon.
In summation, “He settled for you, honey.”
No wonder the quote source remains Unknown.
No matter how hot, how smart, or how charming she is… somebody somewhere, is sick of her shit!
chemtrails are fucking unsightly
Sorry homeless bench dude, Shakira isn’t coming 🙁
So sad, but so true.
The mark of a mature man is the memory of a perfect sandwich you don’t know how to make. However much he may love you, he is only in the kitchen to make sure you add enough bacon.
In summation, “He settled for you, honey.”
No wonder the quote source remains Unknown.
No matter how hot, how smart, or how charming she is… somebody somewhere, is sick of her shit!
chemtrails are fucking unsightly
Sorry homeless bench dude, Shakira isn’t coming 🙁