The creator of that image was clearly confusing cats with dogs. Dogs are the ones that, if you pet them a couple of times and scratch their belly once, will be willing to fight an angry grizzly bear to protect you. Cats are the ones you can treat like furry gods for ten years and when the grizzly bear comes, they’ll climb a tree, calmly watch the bear kill and eat you, then feast on the leftovers.
As in the above link, there are plenty of tales of loyalty from cats to their owners, even risking their own lives to save “their human”. On the flip side, there are tons of stories out there about dogs who did stuff like sit and lick their balls while a mugger beat the shit out of their owner.
i hate cats.
and that’s why you’re gay.
i don’t hate my cat, but i love my dog way more.
Nobody loves you
The creator of that image was clearly confusing cats with dogs. Dogs are the ones that, if you pet them a couple of times and scratch their belly once, will be willing to fight an angry grizzly bear to protect you. Cats are the ones you can treat like furry gods for ten years and when the grizzly bear comes, they’ll climb a tree, calmly watch the bear kill and eat you, then feast on the leftovers.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5klt-J2iCwM
As in the above link, there are plenty of tales of loyalty from cats to their owners, even risking their own lives to save “their human”. On the flip side, there are tons of stories out there about dogs who did stuff like sit and lick their balls while a mugger beat the shit out of their owner.
FFFFUUUUU you just made me spend 2 hours watching cat videos on youtube…
But you can’t fuck a cat without getting your dick clawed at.
How you know this?
A cat just wants to kill and skin you.