Unauthorized access to electronic identity is kind of a crime isn’t it? Isn’t the only thing separating “harmless fun” from “two years in prison” the willingness of the “victim” to pursue pressing charges?

Somehow I found the willpower to ask legitimate questions before bitching about the fucking hipster at the Genius Bar playing an instantly judgmental voyeur to kill time… I must be making progress.

True, very true. For most cases. Still, fuck this guy. He didn’t know the girl would be receptive. She could have found the advancement creepy, end their friendship with the guy, and interject a whole lot of not-happiness into his life instead. I don’t think the one time something good came out of this dbag’s troll-fests regains him any ground.