This has gone thru the familiar cycle of ‘so cringeworthy its funny’ to ‘ginormous meme’ to ‘everybody be nice, that poor girl is a real person, mkay?’ remarkably fast.

But I’d just like to go on record and point out that her and her family absolutely deserve all the ridicule and hate. Not because of the song, but for being shallow cunts. Start the countdown to her sex tape.

I’m a grown man, and I thought I was well past hating people I will never know, but it turns out I was wrong (casemods taught me this). Its not the horrible song that enrages me, its the fucking hubris of recording it and making a music video (and releasing it!) so daddy’s little girl could feel special for a day.

People like this girl and her parents are exactly why the terrorists hate america. Money is wasted on the rich.

And yeah, yeah, you guessed right, I’m a former musician, and very bitter about all this. My songs were almost as terrible, but I could never afford to make a video.