The closer you get, the slower I go. Yeah, fuck that.
If I’m driving through deer country at midnight, I’m not going to speed up because some fucker is tailgating me. And I’m going to hope that they go around me, so that they can hit the deer.
I hate when people get close to me and slow down
I always take these as a challenge – how slow can I make him go? Can I get him to stop altogether?
If you’re at least going the speed limit, I try to be nice. But if you’re poking along like you’re 90 years old, I’ll be all over the bumper.
I pass these people…. sometimes illegally…
If I’m driving through deer country at midnight, I’m not going to speed up because some fucker is tailgating me. And I’m going to hope that they go around me, so that they can hit the deer.
I hate when people get close to me and slow down
I always take these as a challenge – how slow can I make him go? Can I get him to stop altogether?
If you’re at least going the speed limit, I try to be nice. But if you’re poking along like you’re 90 years old, I’ll be all over the bumper.
I pass these people…. sometimes illegally…