The one thing that hipsters and metalheads seem to have in common is a strange obsession with creating ridiculously long and hopelessly meaningless genre names. It’s an easy trap to fall into, but by following this simple script, it may be possible for you to keep your douchebaggery at a manageable level.

You: “So I saw this metal band the other day. They were pretty good.”
Tard: “Cool! What kind of metal?”
You: “Metal.”
Tard: “Yeah, but what kind?”
You: “Fucking. Metal.”

The use of a pimp slap at this point is entirely optional, and up to your personal discretion.