Technically Christians are free to pick and choose which parts of the “first movie” they like or don’t like because their god basically said, “Whoops. Guess I’m not infallible. I take back all my old vengeful ‘n’ jealous god stuff, and let’s just say we start over since you killed my-son-who-is-also-me.” My new testament knowledge is weaker than old, but I think it’s Mark 7:something.

That’s why Christians ignore stuff in the old testament like selling your daughter into slavery or cutting off a woman’s hand for touching your balls, but still take the parts that are anti-homosexual or just the 10 commandments in general. Pick ‘n’ choose your own religion!