Hiyeizan Temple, Kyoto, Japan Flickr
So this is the opening shot to an awesome martial arts movie, right?
There will be ninjas soon.
If there will be ninjas soon, that means they are already there, and your untrained eyes missed them. Now, MY eyes, on the other hand, …must be pretty damn untrained as well, cuz I see no ninjas…
Damn.
Can a ninja see himself in a mirror?
Only if he isn’t looking.
You are both wrong.
You are aware that was sarcasm, right?
So this is the opening shot to an awesome martial arts movie, right?
There will be ninjas soon.
If there will be ninjas soon, that means they are already there, and your untrained eyes missed them. Now, MY eyes, on the other hand, …must be pretty damn untrained as well, cuz I see no ninjas…
Damn.
Can a ninja see himself in a mirror?
Only if he isn’t looking.
You are both wrong.
You are aware that was sarcasm, right?