Eh, the Romans crucified everybody back then. My theory is that Jesus was a masochist and got all uppity on purpose just so he can get tacked up to a cross. Saying you’re a god and throwing other peoples money around is the best way for that to happen.
This is clever and super funny. Unless his goal was actually to get crucified. If that was the case, then he made the right decisions to accomplish his goal.
And then he tried to cover the fuck-up with “that was my plan all along, because, uhm… So I could forgive ya’ll”.
I’m using this to piss off some religious idiots
Eh, the Romans crucified everybody back then. My theory is that Jesus was a masochist and got all uppity on purpose just so he can get tacked up to a cross. Saying you’re a god and throwing other peoples money around is the best way for that to happen.
This is clever and super funny. Unless his goal was actually to get crucified. If that was the case, then he made the right decisions to accomplish his goal.
The funny thing was that he died doubting his god.