Balls to that. At least I can masturbate at home.
What, you never heard of a “combat jack”?
I was just thinking about this “True life” documentary type thing I saw on TV a year ago.
I was thinking about how I called the recruiters to get an easy job.
I told them I have ADHD and the guy said “oh, wow, don’t tell them that”.
Then I saw remembered the documentary where one of the new recruits said he has ADHD and they basically made him a slave in the ship (navy)
And then I realized that 90% of people in this world will judge anything they don’t understand, and that I’m better than 90% of people in this world.
This should explain why I’m so narcissistic for all of you!
Also, fuck the army. Minimum wage is much better than that, shit, I’m living the minimum wage dream.
Buying all types of nice shit, all by myself (inb4 living with daddy and he’s buying it, cause he’s not)
inb4 you are living whit daddy and he buys all your stuff, we know it to be true now tellusaboutyourmother
too late
tellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmother
Naw dawg
Cool story bro.
Thanks
Balls to that. At least I can masturbate at home.
What, you never heard of a “combat jack”?
I was just thinking about this “True life” documentary type thing I saw on TV a year ago.
I was thinking about how I called the recruiters to get an easy job.
I told them I have ADHD and the guy said “oh, wow, don’t tell them that”.
Then I saw remembered the documentary where one of the new recruits said he has ADHD and they basically made him a slave in the ship (navy)
And then I realized that 90% of people in this world will judge anything they don’t understand, and that I’m better than 90% of people in this world.
This should explain why I’m so narcissistic for all of you!
Also, fuck the army. Minimum wage is much better than that, shit, I’m living the minimum wage dream.
Buying all types of nice shit, all by myself (inb4 living with daddy and he’s buying it, cause he’s not)
inb4 you are living whit daddy and he buys all your stuff, we know it to be true
now tellusaboutyourmother
too late
tellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmothertellusaboutyourmother
Naw dawg
Cool story bro.
Thanks