Says the lamb.

… which is meant to be eaten? You’re lucky I’m the Antichrist. Apropos, you look kinda thirsty and pale, wanna go to my place?

Heh, I can relate. I heard him shouting too when my last boss sent me on an expedition. I’ve got my own business now though.
Hey look at those pebbles. Don’t you wish they were smarties?

Well, it’s a little like a nursing home except anyone can use it no matter how old they are for the rest of their lives. My old boss is my only rival in this, he patented the idea but I’ve got very good lawyers and my market strategies are better than his.

Now about those potential smarties, you know you have the power to do it, right?

Oh okay, fuck the smarties, this was easier than I thought. Last time we talked you had this holier than thou attitude. Literally.
All right then, pack light, dress like you were going to have a barbecue in a sauna. Once we get there you may sign a contract and you won’t be needing any money. Also you won’t be able to get a signal so leave your phone at home.

Man, are you saying you don’t know what this was all about? You said you were a religious figure and I said I was the Antichrist. If you remember the meaning of my full name, it is pretty funny. You even reacted the way you’re supposed to.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temptation_of_Christ#Narrative

Told you my market strategies are better than his. SUCCESS

Good news is you need a nervous system to feel pain. We don’t accept nervous systems or cheques down here.