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I am friends with some Texas. But fuck Texas. From what I hear it’s a miserable state anyhow. Except for the BBQ and if you live in Austin or something.
I heard california is a bigger shithole
You heard wrong.
something is wrong whit your ears
Los Angeles is a shithole. The rest of C is pretty good.
I agree with this statement 100%. Except the coast surpasses “pretty good.”
More like nobody cares.
Every single Texan I’ve talked to so far is pretty amazing in one way or another. Nothing like the ones they show you on TV. Even one that I had a disagreement with managed to insult me in a really amazing way, so amazing that I carry the insult with me as a token and humorous description of myself. That Texan was displaced though, so I’m not sure if he counts.
Ain’t no thing worse than a displaced Texan. I reckon if they ain’t able t’get their horse stables and their ranches, they ain’t gone be none too pleased.
Only two things come out of texas, steers and queers
so unless you’re moo-ing…
Biggest bunch of posers and self-important losers since…
well, since Casemods
5 interwebs to anyone who knows which other states independent countries (more than one answer).
Neither of the two I am thinking of brag on it much.
states ‘were’ independent countries
Hawaii and California (sort of).
plus 2.5 interwebz to you.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermont_Republic
Does Alaska count? And even the entire united states because their were thousands of independent native tribes before anyone got here.
These maps are not to scale!
they dun took our jobs
tookur jbz
tkur jorz
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They seem to have absconded with our collective employment opportunities!
oh, wait, going the wrong way..
(bangs randomly on keyboard)
”cgvs’ovgn
taaorz
2kjz
Better stop now, this is starting to sound like droid names.
tuu
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jpz
The only state to call ALL carbonated beverages “coke.” Even root beer.
Thus proving that Coca-Cola’s subliminal advertising only works on dumb people.
Only the dumb asses do that, not everyone does.
Not the only state as Georgia does this as well.
I like the story about how these 12 year olds broke into this guys shed to steal snacks and he found them, got them on their knees and started executing them. And then people were outrages that the prosecutors were considering filing charges against him.
Or how the governor murdered somebody.
Or how the cops can go into a bar and charge you with DUI or public intox while you’re still drinking.
Or the whole “repent armadillo” thing. Gotta love those American Taliban.
And W still lives there.
Cops go into a bar and what now?
They were arresting drinkers for public intox because they said these people would end up drunk driving, even if it was in a hotel bar that they had a room in.
Well that is quite awful.
I do not appreciate being considered a damned yankie. Only Philly has damned yankies