Yeah, nobody is going to know what the fuck a Krampus is. In America if you’re a bad kid you’re told you’re going to get coal, or underwear, or an XBOX 360 arcade system instead of a 250Gb Kinect system.
It was my Austrian grandmother who told me about how if you’re a bad kid the Krampus comes instead of Santa and beats you while he kidnaps you to his cave home. And why wouldn’t I believe my Grams? She was the sweetest person ever. I miss that lady so much.
And then nobody knows what the fuck a Wu-Tang clan is anymore.
Haha everything you say is really clever. And we’ve got almost the same ancestors except I was only born and raised in Austria, none of my relatives are from here. My Romanian mother was as surprised by the Krampus tradition as I was. Only my grandfather threatened me with throwing me in the well so that I’d get eaten by a basilisk.
The reason why I know about the amazing Wu-Tang is because I’m highly obsessed with my urban life in NYC during the 90s that I never had. It could have been magnificent.
For a while I lived just a few blocks from the Projects where Wu-Tang is from. Hubby was a Hack while going to college and would only go into Park Hill w/ his 9 mil w/in easy reach.
En garde, I’ll let you try my Wu-Tang style.
Bring the mother fucking Krampus!
Bring the mother fucking Krampus!
So brilliant it’s almost painful.
Yeah, nobody is going to know what the fuck a Krampus is. In America if you’re a bad kid you’re told you’re going to get coal, or underwear, or an XBOX 360 arcade system instead of a 250Gb Kinect system.
It was my Austrian grandmother who told me about how if you’re a bad kid the Krampus comes instead of Santa and beats you while he kidnaps you to his cave home. And why wouldn’t I believe my Grams? She was the sweetest person ever. I miss that lady so much.
And then nobody knows what the fuck a Wu-Tang clan is anymore.
If you are either into rap or martial arts films, you know who the fuck the Wu-Tang Clan is.
Haha everything you say is really clever. And we’ve got almost the same ancestors except I was only born and raised in Austria, none of my relatives are from here. My Romanian mother was as surprised by the Krampus tradition as I was. Only my grandfather threatened me with throwing me in the well so that I’d get eaten by a basilisk.
The reason why I know about the amazing Wu-Tang is because I’m highly obsessed with my urban life in NYC during the 90s that I never had. It could have been magnificent.
For a while I lived just a few blocks from the Projects where Wu-Tang is from. Hubby was a Hack while going to college and would only go into Park Hill w/ his 9 mil w/in easy reach.
Repost!!! I posted this shit before.
I have failed you Sensei
I think it’s actually Kris Ninjle, since that’s not a katana, and he’s wearing a shuriken.