Isn’t it obvious? Albert is the main Jewish protagonist, just like the other dude. And I know there are other Jewish guys but they haven’t got the necessary glow.
Wouldn’t it be more correct if Marie Curie were the glowing one? She’s the one died from radiation. Also, why is it males always get the protagonist role?
That said, I know Marie Curie did not glow, and that Cherenkov radiation in air is unlikely except in absolutely extreme cases. I tried to make a funny, you see.
About: “Oppenheimer-Atomic Bomb”
“Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”
Yes, but:
“Oppenheimer’s notable achievements in physics include the Born–Oppenheimer approximation, work on electron–positron theory, the Oppenheimer–Phillips process, and the first prediction of quantum tunneling. With his students he also made important contributions to the modern theory of neutron stars and black holes, as well as work on the theory of quantum mechanics, quantum field theory, and the interactions of cosmic rays.”
I like is work on black holes:
“Oppenheimer might have won a Nobel Prize* for his work on gravitational collapse, concerning neutron stars and black holes. In retrospect, some physicists and historians consider this to be his most important contribution, though it was not taken up by other scientists in his own lifetime.”
*”(…)denied being a member of the Communist Party, but identified himself as a fellow traveler(…)” Thats all… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Robert_Oppenheimer
Atk
About “Einstein-Relativity”
Einstein, only 1905 works:
1)”A New Determination of Molecular Dimensions” (PhD dissertation)Statistical mechanics
2)Photoelectric effect: Quantum Teory.
3)Brownian motion: Statistical mechanics.
4)Special theory of relativity, and:
5)Matter and energy equivalence: Electrodynamics & mechanics.
etc… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein#Scientific_career
Plus laser…
i.e. Everything!
Atk
I don’t know whats worse, the fact that the artist didn’t put Tesla in or that Edison is in it. Tesla was a hundred times better than Edison and the only reason he isn’t as well know is because Edison was a dick.
In order:
Shakespeare – wrote high school text books
My dead grandmother – probably smells better dead than she did alive
The human nose – inventor of the giant nose plug
Gay – Starbucks founder and people watcher
Allan Pinkerton – inventor of getting shit done
Deflated lesbian cyborg – the anti genius
Nuclear Jew: destroyer of cities – responsible for more deaths than any other human being. Also known as king jew
Turtleneck – “I just love a good party”
Star Trek –
Tony Christ. Cousin of Jesus and kicker of ass – Inventor of Christianotomy. His religion never took off but the legacy of praying by throating a virginal woman lives on.
Sinbad – He was genius in that movie with Phil Hartman
Mac user – Genius in his own mind. Joke to all others.
Darwin – Epic beard
Left to right:
Galileo-Heliocentric theory
Curry-Radiation
Oppenheimer-Atomic Bomb
Newton-Everything
Pasteur-Germ Theory/Vaccines
Hawking-Black Holes
Einstein-Relativity
Sagan-Astronomy
Edison-Inventor
Aristotle-Philosophy
Mallet-Time Travel or Tyson-Astrophysics I can’t tell.
Dawkins- Evolution
Darwin-Evolution
Haha, she’s not a food. Her last name is Curie. Good job though. And yeah it’s Tyson. I like your Newton description best.
About that, why isn’t Newton in the middle?
Isn’t it obvious? Albert is the main Jewish protagonist, just like the other dude. And I know there are other Jewish guys but they haven’t got the necessary glow.
‘Cus he bends light, ha!
No it’s the glow. I insist on the word glow.
What about “explosion hat”?
No.
Gosh darn it.
so maybe you two agree that’s halo?
But it’s not.
Wouldn’t it be more correct if Marie Curie were the glowing one? She’s the one died from radiation. Also, why is it males always get the protagonist role?
No. You cant’t see radiation. Sorry.
Besides, Einstein got his Nobel prize for photoelectrict efect, so it’s OK if he glows a little.
Also, as Newton I’d describe him as ‘Everything’.
Ever heard of Cherenkov radiation? (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation)
That said, I know Marie Curie did not glow, and that Cherenkov radiation in air is unlikely except in absolutely extreme cases. I tried to make a funny, you see.
“Ever heard of Cherenkov radiation?”
even saw it 🙂 And by ‘radiation’ I mean this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioactive_decay
Sk?odowska!
“Curie” is from Pierre… 🙂
Atk
Looks like Tyson to me.
And I think that’s Curie, not Curry.
Good list, though.
About: “Oppenheimer-Atomic Bomb”
“Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”
Yes, but:
“Oppenheimer’s notable achievements in physics include the Born–Oppenheimer approximation, work on electron–positron theory, the Oppenheimer–Phillips process, and the first prediction of quantum tunneling. With his students he also made important contributions to the modern theory of neutron stars and black holes, as well as work on the theory of quantum mechanics, quantum field theory, and the interactions of cosmic rays.”
I like is work on black holes:
“Oppenheimer might have won a Nobel Prize* for his work on gravitational collapse, concerning neutron stars and black holes. In retrospect, some physicists and historians consider this to be his most important contribution, though it was not taken up by other scientists in his own lifetime.”
*”(…)denied being a member of the Communist Party, but identified himself as a fellow traveler(…)” Thats all…
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Robert_Oppenheimer
Atk
About “Einstein-Relativity”
Einstein, only 1905 works:
1)”A New Determination of Molecular Dimensions” (PhD dissertation)Statistical mechanics
2)Photoelectric effect: Quantum Teory.
3)Brownian motion: Statistical mechanics.
4)Special theory of relativity, and:
5)Matter and energy equivalence: Electrodynamics & mechanics.
etc…
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein#Scientific_career
Plus laser…
i.e. Everything!
Atk
I don’t know whats worse, the fact that the artist didn’t put Tesla in or that Edison is in it. Tesla was a hundred times better than Edison and the only reason he isn’t as well know is because Edison was a dick.
I second this statement.
I thirdond this statement.
I fourtherise this statement.
I fivetherise this statement. Was my first thought when I saw Edison: WHERE THE FUCK IS TESLA!
i threesome this statement
Uhm… I orgy this statement…?
I was thinking the same thing.
wheres Obama?
In Washington trying to look busy until his replacement is ready and the world can start turning for America again. Why do you ask?
DaVinci is missing.
No Tesla?
oh shit! I understand why Edison is there! he is supposed to be Judas( you know with the betraying people and all)! it all makes sense!
In order:
Shakespeare – wrote high school text books
My dead grandmother – probably smells better dead than she did alive
The human nose – inventor of the giant nose plug
Gay – Starbucks founder and people watcher
Allan Pinkerton – inventor of getting shit done
Deflated lesbian cyborg – the anti genius
Nuclear Jew: destroyer of cities – responsible for more deaths than any other human being. Also known as king jew
Turtleneck – “I just love a good party”
Star Trek –
Tony Christ. Cousin of Jesus and kicker of ass – Inventor of Christianotomy. His religion never took off but the legacy of praying by throating a virginal woman lives on.
Sinbad – He was genius in that movie with Phil Hartman
Mac user – Genius in his own mind. Joke to all others.
Darwin – Epic beard
You’re trying too hard.
You should try trying at all.
Its painful to know someone as dumb as you still doesn’t accept how useless they are.
Da Vinci isnt in there because he is too busy painting it like one of his french girls…