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Jesus -v- Zombie

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    natedog

    jesus brought a few dead people back to life. that means he made zombies… WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

    oh, wait

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    Korinthian

    Oh come on, you don’t actually believe that part, right?

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    natedog

    what’s it to you if i believe in zombies?

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    Korinthian

    Perhaps I could recommend Voodoo? It’s a much cooler than Christianity, and although it is similarly based on fear and magical spells, Voodoo’s got superior rituals (some which include nudity).

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    natedog

    i dont practice santeria, i aint got no crystal ball. i seen a million gods and my god just beats em all

    srsly, jesus loves me

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    Korinthian

    Don’t be silly, Jesus would never love a rapper wannabe.

    Perhaps you should try prostitution instead.

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    Korinthian

    A large part of the Catholics don’t actually know that the church wants them to think that the wafer and wine turn into the *literal* flesh and blood of Jesus.

    Someone ought to inform them that they belong to a cannibalistic sect.

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    slag

    If you are catholic and believe transubstantiation is symbolic then you can be excommunicated.

    I’d rather worship zombies.

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    Dreth

    Notice how it says “Doesn’t exist” instead of “Can’t exist”.

    That leaves it open for any future changes, however, anyone with a brain will tell you that zombies will show up sooner than a confused spiritual deity with triple identities.

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    Korinthian

    Some believe that the Republicans are it.

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    Noel Curry

    “Disclaimer: Unless specifically mentioned in the post, we have no clue where this picture came from.” – and yet you somehow managed to put the name of your website directly over the name of my website – www.djbogtrotter.co.uk – at the bottom of the image. I have absolutely no problem with other sites reprinting my comics, but this is shoddy behaviour.

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