your new defence against the dark arts teacher

Added on November 2nd, 2010 by Oriahna | Report Post
Tags:David Bowie, Harry Potter, Humor

fuck yes

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natedog (#1905)

14 years ago

WIN

dieAntagonista (#)

14 years ago

The only one I’d help kill Harry if he asked me to.

elzarcothepale (#1877)

Reply to dieAntagonista

13 years ago

*really* the only one?

Hum4nAfterAll (#17699)

13 years ago

Absolutely genius. Why wasn’t he offered a role throughout the series?! David Bowie is the man!

slimnoche (#1719)

13 years ago

Yeah right dude he is way to busy being Sovereign of The Guild of Calamitous Intent

casemods UID# 667 (#17107)

13 years ago

I’m pretty sure he would be more the protege of the dark arts teacher, not your defense against him, unless he took out the teacher to have him all to yourself

elzarcothepale (#1877)

Reply to casemods UID# 667

13 years ago

I dare you to fail harder.
This can be considered a legitimate dare-
standard dare-rules* apply.

*(Backing out will result in verified puss-itude,
however, the dare MAY be avoided by a sufficiently
appropriate display of one-upsmanship in the form of
“dare-escalation” which may or may not be delivered in an inulsting fashion, but must adhere to currently accepted laws of physics and/or realm of possibility in regards to the original challenger’s ABILITY to carry the escalation [or double-dare]out, regardless of the likelihood that he/she WILL rise to the challenge.)