Making it more popular than “Life Begins at 550”, better selling than “The Big Bang Theory – A Personal View” by Eccentrica Gallumbits ( the triple breasted whore of Eroticon 6) and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid’s latest blockbusting title Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Sex But Have Been Forced To Find Out Anyway.
Well you probably still read trash novels with titles like: “Where God Went Wrong”, and “Who Is This God Person Anyway?” and you’re secretly annoyed about the fact that they got deplaced on the bestseller list by the above volume.
Indeed. I’m currently working my way through Oolon Colluphid’s classic trilogy of philosophical blockbusters ‘Where God Went Wrong’, ‘Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes’, and ‘Who is this God Person Anyway?’.
Zod (#22412)
14 years ago
When in panic, when in doubt:
Run in circles! Scream and shout!
What do you mean don’t panic? Is there something we should know? What’s going on here?!? OMG what are you not telling us?!!!FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT’S GOING ON? TELL ME GODDOMMOT
in big, friendly letters…
Making it more popular than “Life Begins at 550”, better selling than “The Big Bang Theory – A Personal View” by Eccentrica Gallumbits ( the triple breasted whore of Eroticon 6) and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid’s latest blockbusting title Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Sex But Have Been Forced To Find Out Anyway.
I would not call those red letters friendly.
Well you probably still read trash novels with titles like: “Where God Went Wrong”, and “Who Is This God Person Anyway?” and you’re secretly annoyed about the fact that they got deplaced on the bestseller list by the above volume.
0_o
Indeed. I’m currently working my way through Oolon Colluphid’s classic trilogy of philosophical blockbusters ‘Where God Went Wrong’, ‘Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes’, and ‘Who is this God Person Anyway?’.
When in panic, when in doubt:
Run in circles! Scream and shout!
What do you mean don’t panic? Is there something we should know? What’s going on here?!? OMG what are you not telling us?!!!FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT’S GOING ON? TELL ME GODDOMMOT
DON’T PANIC
I don’t think you understand the nature of this post, Nate.
Maybe he lost his towel.
Should have hit the front page five days ago…… that would have been perfect.