What, you didn’t see that show with the woman picking through countless rolls before selecting the absolute fluffiest? Then she cut the patty in the back and pulled it slightly apart to make it look biggest. The advertisements are made with specially doctored versions of the food, fixed in the perfect way by a person whose sole job is to make the food look impossibly good.

It’s fast food, if you’re complaining that it doesn’t look like something made by someone who gives a shit, you’re missing the point.