Yeah but if you’re the partner of Monica Bellucci in Dobermann you won’t have time to look up anything in a dictionary. Because in one hand you’d always have some kind of crazy laser gun and in the other Monica’s ass. Trust me, you need to see her in Dobermann to know what I’m talking about. I think the only time she used sign language was to call people, who wouldn’t die quickly enough, names.
Communication’s a big part of getting along, lady. Take your word games and bad grammar and fuck off if you don’t want to put in the effort of intelligible interpersonal contact and a sincere approach to making a relationship work.*
*Above approach is effective, however it is not advised.
I don’t see how this is limited to women, if you picture a father talking to his adolescent son, he could say all these things out of anger or disappointment. IMHO women aren’t the only ones who say something and mean something else.
It’s missing the word “Apparently.” If you’ve seen the tv series “Coupling” you’d know that “apparently” is like the evil bastard lovechild of “fine,” “nothing” and “whatever.”
I never understood why any guy takes shit from any woman. You’re just fucking yourself for the wrong girl while the right one is probably quite available to you. When my gf says 5 minutes she’s ready in 5 minutes because that’s how grown ups work. The rest are just stupid.
Here’s a good one: “where are you going?” That actually means you just got dumped, bitch.
Again: why do you idiots homos never realize the stupidity of calling someone else a homo as an insult?
You just insulted yourself again.
And you will undoubtedly do it over and over again.
This is the same reason you still live in a suburb outside the middle of nowhere watching the news and going online to find out how scary the world outside is. Your crowning achievement is bullshitting online to someone who doesn’t care that you want to pretend you have a PHD.
You’re why some genius bastard like me invented AIDS. I wish you would just die off already.
I am not even looking at the keyboard while typing this so if it makes no sense its cause I really don’t give a shit what some dying faggert hick thinks about anything.
Your argument is without a cause, you’re just picking an issue and ranting about what you think you understand, hell, I did it when I was thirteen. Lighten up and grow up.
I’ve used all of these at one time or another, but mainly because most humans are lazy, evasive, game-playing dicks who pretend they don’t know what the problem is. For example, #9 would only be used if one had asked someone to do something repeatedly, or if they had offered to do it, and it was put off excessively. #3 would be used if the issue in question had been discussed to death but the offending person continued to pretend that they have no idea what you are talking about or why you are pissed.
Humans suck.
If I were a man, I would just get me a deaf-mute woman then. Specifically Monica Bellucci in Dobermann.
Eventually, you’d just end up back at this list, but with a sign language dictionary in your hand, as well.
Yeah but if you’re the partner of Monica Bellucci in Dobermann you won’t have time to look up anything in a dictionary. Because in one hand you’d always have some kind of crazy laser gun and in the other Monica’s ass. Trust me, you need to see her in Dobermann to know what I’m talking about. I think the only time she used sign language was to call people, who wouldn’t die quickly enough, names.
Jan Kounen had so much potential.
And don’t count on anyone having seen Dobermann outside of Europe since it never got any state side release.
I’m gonna have to look for a bit torrent, not on Netflix. First time I’ve come across a movie that wasn’t on it.
Netflix should still have to adhere to copyright laws so that’s no surprising. It literally never got any release over here.
Its the best nod to Rabid Dogs out there complete with a little Blade pinball eyes moment.
I got it, w/ subtitles. I’ll prolly watch it tomorrow.
10. dadly words used by a woman:
“Son, I am disappoint.”
Women are scary sexy creatures.
As are men.
Yeah, from personal experience, women will say fuck you, and they will say it a lot.
As a married man of almost 9 years…nothing is truer!
Pure truth.
9 Deadly /Terms/. 19 words.
Communication’s a big part of getting along, lady. Take your word games and bad grammar and fuck off if you don’t want to put in the effort of intelligible interpersonal contact and a sincere approach to making a relationship work.*
*Above approach is effective, however it is not advised.
THIS IS WHY YOU DONT LET THE BEEYUTCH TALK
I don’t see how this is limited to women, if you picture a father talking to his adolescent son, he could say all these things out of anger or disappointment. IMHO women aren’t the only ones who say something and mean something else.
I am guilty of #1
1, 3, 5, and 9. 😀
great post!
It’s missing the word “Apparently.” If you’ve seen the tv series “Coupling” you’d know that “apparently” is like the evil bastard lovechild of “fine,” “nothing” and “whatever.”
I never understood why any guy takes shit from any woman. You’re just fucking yourself for the wrong girl while the right one is probably quite available to you. When my gf says 5 minutes she’s ready in 5 minutes because that’s how grown ups work. The rest are just stupid.
Here’s a good one: “where are you going?” That actually means you just got dumped, bitch.
Of course you don’t, maggie. Your “gf” is a man.
Again: why do you idiots homos never realize the stupidity of calling someone else a homo as an insult?
You just insulted yourself again.
And you will undoubtedly do it over and over again.
This is the same reason you still live in a suburb outside the middle of nowhere watching the news and going online to find out how scary the world outside is. Your crowning achievement is bullshitting online to someone who doesn’t care that you want to pretend you have a PHD.
You’re why some genius bastard like me invented AIDS. I wish you would just die off already.
I am not even looking at the keyboard while typing this so if it makes no sense its cause I really don’t give a shit what some dying faggert hick thinks about anything.
Your argument is without a cause, you’re just picking an issue and ranting about what you think you understand, hell, I did it when I was thirteen. Lighten up and grow up.
It isn’t an insult to anybody but people like you who are stuck in the closet.
I’ve always figured it as the same as a “football minute”; misleading, but not hurtful.
I could never imagine you using one of those phrases up there.
Oh I do. It’s usually some combo of fine and whatever, but almost never to anyone in my immediate family.
I’ve used all of these at one time or another, but mainly because most humans are lazy, evasive, game-playing dicks who pretend they don’t know what the problem is. For example, #9 would only be used if one had asked someone to do something repeatedly, or if they had offered to do it, and it was put off excessively. #3 would be used if the issue in question had been discussed to death but the offending person continued to pretend that they have no idea what you are talking about or why you are pissed.
Humans suck.