It’s always fun to use our imagination. Fantasyland is such a wonderful place.
Also, playing with Mrs. Rosy Palmer and her four daughters does not count as getting laid. You can’t count each daughter once, either. Even if they are the best looking people you have ever slept with.
1. Pic was taken from some guys blog when searching for pics of my car.
2. It’s super easy to get laid…
I was taking down the stages for folsom live 9 hours ago (2 am or so) and was at the pizza place/mexican restaurant and apparently they closed because EVERYONE was in the front.
Well anyways, I asked this girl for a cigarette.
She turned around and said I was cute, and I asked if the guy she was with was her boyfriend, and she said that she hated him and he just looked the other way and walked away.
She proceeds to ask if I would like a menthol or light and I chose the menthol.
I had a white undershirt and it was fairly cold out (but when you work it’s not that cold)
She saw my nipple was hard and touched it with her finger.
I asked if I could touch hers and she said yes, so I did.
She was pretty drunk, btw, but we all know that the truth comes out when you’re drunk!
I got to talking to her, got her number, etc…
Then her “boyfriend” comes over and pushes me a couple times, not very hard, just like a “get away” kind of push.
He was pretty drunk as well.
I just walked away after he pushed me (already got the digits, and I was there to work anyway)
I called her about a half hour later, and she was already on the freeway (probably on her way home)
It just made me think: damn, that was TOO easy…
I’m going to start going to clubs/bars, or at least hang around the parking lots when they close to pickup on all the drunk chicks (parking lot pimpin as I believe it’s called)
Also, folsom seems to be a college party town, since they were busing people out of the area around midnight.
Well anyways, that’s what I’ve been up to.
And working.
Currently have $1,300 in my bank account with about 60 hours of work this week (did about 22 friday)
Okay, you keep switching between the “I’m a 22-year-old loser whose life looks more like a 16-year-old high-school dropouts'” and “No really, I’m awesome (and totally get laid), you’re just haters.” so quickly that I get whiplash. Seriously, pick an angle to your trolldom. You’re over 15, even if you are as obnoxious in real life as you are here, it is believable that you’ve gotten laid, and maybe with occasional frequency. No one actually cares. You pretend to be a player, and no one buys it. You’re just you, regardless of what that means, and the “you” that you present here is pretty much “un-respectable attention whore.”
Why don’t you save that $1,300 in the bank, and start saving for some college? Not only will it mean that you are exposed to more “pussy,” but you might actually find a way to start doing something with your life, instead of counting as your greatest achievement trolling on an imageblog?
Admittedly, it’s pretty nice!
Hahahaha, casemods is indeed a good troll.
They come up and talk to you when you’re in a car? What is this, high school?
How old are these kids? 13?
And that paint job… you must have been using chloroform to get into bed with them.
Nah he’s far too sophisticated for chloroform…He uses the old Silence of the Lambs trick.
A fake cast and a big chair and a little “Can you help me ma’am?”
And you bet two hours later he’s home dancing naked in front of a mirror with his penis tucked between his thighs.
“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.”
Nail on the head with the last line
“I’ve already gotten laid 4 times just for driving this”
AAAahahahahahaaaa !!!
A troll that’s a comedian too…hiiiiilarious
Is that even your car?
Seriously looks like something my grandmother would drive… or my gay uncle
Now by girls…do you really mean guys?
Did you Photoshop getting laid 4 times like you did those rims?
AAAHAHAHAHA Thank you. I was wondering if anyone noticed this was a shoop.
It’s always fun to use our imagination. Fantasyland is such a wonderful place.
Also, playing with Mrs. Rosy Palmer and her four daughters does not count as getting laid. You can’t count each daughter once, either. Even if they are the best looking people you have ever slept with.
haters gonna hate. zomg side pipe!
Obvious troll is obvious. Love the shopped wheels, and pipes in the back. Lets not forget the shopped gradient paint fade too. Anon this isn’t 4chan.
Obviously they’re attracted to that feminine paint job
or should I say that feminine shoop?
Fuck you guys, this monster says “Pussy Wagon” all over.
i think weak shoop job. horrible choice in paint.
If your thing is paying to get laid, well, congrats, I guess?
Do you not pay for a haircut, clothes, drinks, or tickets/entrance fee for bars/clubs/events?
What about drugs?
Pussy always comes at a price.
Cool story bro, too bad it’s a shoop.
Ok let me clear up a few things!
1. Pic was taken from some guys blog when searching for pics of my car.
2. It’s super easy to get laid…
I was taking down the stages for folsom live 9 hours ago (2 am or so) and was at the pizza place/mexican restaurant and apparently they closed because EVERYONE was in the front.
Well anyways, I asked this girl for a cigarette.
She turned around and said I was cute, and I asked if the guy she was with was her boyfriend, and she said that she hated him and he just looked the other way and walked away.
She proceeds to ask if I would like a menthol or light and I chose the menthol.
I had a white undershirt and it was fairly cold out (but when you work it’s not that cold)
She saw my nipple was hard and touched it with her finger.
I asked if I could touch hers and she said yes, so I did.
She was pretty drunk, btw, but we all know that the truth comes out when you’re drunk!
I got to talking to her, got her number, etc…
Then her “boyfriend” comes over and pushes me a couple times, not very hard, just like a “get away” kind of push.
He was pretty drunk as well.
I just walked away after he pushed me (already got the digits, and I was there to work anyway)
I called her about a half hour later, and she was already on the freeway (probably on her way home)
It just made me think: damn, that was TOO easy…
I’m going to start going to clubs/bars, or at least hang around the parking lots when they close to pickup on all the drunk chicks (parking lot pimpin as I believe it’s called)
Also, folsom seems to be a college party town, since they were busing people out of the area around midnight.
Well anyways, that’s what I’ve been up to.
And working.
Currently have $1,300 in my bank account with about 60 hours of work this week (did about 22 friday)
You successfully trolled with the picture and won. Then you posted this and lost.
You. Are. Disappointment.
Disappointment is Casemods’ middle name.
Okay, you keep switching between the “I’m a 22-year-old loser whose life looks more like a 16-year-old high-school dropouts'” and “No really, I’m awesome (and totally get laid), you’re just haters.” so quickly that I get whiplash. Seriously, pick an angle to your trolldom. You’re over 15, even if you are as obnoxious in real life as you are here, it is believable that you’ve gotten laid, and maybe with occasional frequency. No one actually cares. You pretend to be a player, and no one buys it. You’re just you, regardless of what that means, and the “you” that you present here is pretty much “un-respectable attention whore.”
Why don’t you save that $1,300 in the bank, and start saving for some college? Not only will it mean that you are exposed to more “pussy,” but you might actually find a way to start doing something with your life, instead of counting as your greatest achievement trolling on an imageblog?
Come @... me bro… tiki would not approve but fuck it
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hey guys whats this pic linked hereNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
+1 what a fag is this casemods!
THE PIXELS!!111!!!11ONE!!!
not his car. he steals clothing. he rides a stupid mini chopper. this is just a photo he faps to…. oh, and baby blue = pink for boys.
My car isn’t painted like this, no.
nice photochop you jackass. the tires are IDENTICAL. End yourself, now.
Yes, people usually put identical rims/tires on their cars…
He forgot to add, those 4 lays were between 1997 and now.
how did u know
They are not called “rims” They ARE called “wheels” Use the Google. The rim is the outer edge of the wheel.