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    Alec Dalek

    Some women that complain that men can’t please them need to put down their damn vibrator once in a while. It desensitizes their “christian area”.

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    Reaver

    Did a man or women invent the vibrator?

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    fracked again

    A man. They were designed to treat the condition of hysteria. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_hysteria

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    RSIxidor

    “hysterical paroxysm”

    I will be laughing at that for awhile.

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    Sticky

    This woman looks oddly like our professor that led us around in Germany.

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    Demon

    Alec, not all men CAN sexually please a woman.
    And “christian area” offends me.

    Also, pic is true. Careful with new batteries, ladies. (and men?)

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    Alec Dalek

    Which reason is it offensive?

    I use the phrase to poke fun at the attempts made by religion to deny human nature (with christianity being the most prevalent in my neck of the woods).

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    Demon

    I was kidding.
    I wouldn`t mind being “poked” in my “christian area”, right about now.

    Mental note to self – buy batteries.

    PS – Page hung up when I just tried to reply.
    This shit is killing my MCS experience.

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    RSIxidor

    So you are looking for a hysterical paroxysm? Well, I happen to be a licensed doctor (sort of), and I could assist you with this.

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    Demon

    I need to make an appointment, Doc.
    How soon can you…fit me in?

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    nyoki

    In some movie they had women going to the doc for “uterine manipulation” to help w/ hysterical paroxysm. Gotta love a good euphemism.

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    Reaver

    Some men can sexually please a woman. True.

    but No man can vibrate.

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    RSIxidor

    They have those vibrating cock rings, but it seems like they would cause more problem than solve.

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    blowbags

    You obviously haven’t mastered the art of wrist pressure learned from track and field on the playstation, ladies love track and field pros – Or at least I think they do, I’m too busy playing track and field to find out.

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