Damn!! That is a Fat Bastard! I mean, I’m a fat bastard. But this guy is such a Fat Bastard that even a fat bastard like me says “Damn!! That is a Fat Bastard!”
No. At that level the strain exercise would put on his body would do more harm than good. He’d need surgical intervention first, before running to the farthest reaches of the universe and back.
Damn!! That is a Fat Bastard! I mean, I’m a fat bastard. But this guy is such a Fat Bastard that even a fat bastard like me says “Damn!! That is a Fat Bastard!”
You are not as fat as that fatboy. But hey, on the upside, You are MUCH hairier.
He must be rich as hell. Why else would THEY even acknowledge his existence?
Because people aren’t shallow, apathetic pricks?
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Then why are they laughing so hard they have to lean on each other for support when fat boy stands up with a chair stuck to his ass?
Might be his daughters.
His face depicts a person much too young to have daughters that big (well, small in comparison, but you get the idea).
They might be complete strangers, but then the first picture wouldn’t make much sense.
Funny and sad.
poor guy, that must not be fun
Instead of sitting on his ass he should be walking miles upon miles. Then he wouldn’t be 300 pounds. He has to weight around there.
Yeah… there’s no turning back from that much fat. He can lounge safely.
I don’t believe that. If someone that fat works out on a pyramid scheme and adjusts his or her diet. They can be normal.
Teacher says pyramid schemes are illegal.
No. At that level the strain exercise would put on his body would do more harm than good. He’d need surgical intervention first, before running to the farthest reaches of the universe and back.
Or hell moving in the water. They are at some kind of beach.
That’s a lot more than 300 pounds I’m betting.
More action than I’ve got in a year (hotness – never)
I’m pretty sure this guy is more than a little drunk. It would explain much.
Fat guy?
Oh right yea
… Flat stomachs…. *pervert stare*