What…you don’t think that two homosexuals getting married isn’t the same as a man marrying a dog? Well, that’s just….solid reasoning. And right wing America won’t stand for it.
I am from California. The thing that is the most funny and makes the most sense to me in this is the self love. Especially if we are talking Southern California.
What’s with the guy that marries his mirror image? (One step before the woman marrying the mirror). Is that supposed to be an incest thing … like a guy marrying his twin brother?
Legally speaking. I don’t think polygamy/group marriages would be that hard of a sell to the courts based upon the elimination of a requirement for a marriage to be between people of two different genders. With the redefinition of marriage, all that really remains is that it is between 2 people. There are sufficient religions and world cultures where polygamy is standard that a person (with sufficient financial backing … because it’d be a tough fight) could probably challenge the “two people” requirement. I’m thinking you could come at from an “equal protection under the law” angle and a “freedom of religion” angle.
The biggest problem is the distribution of property and challenges to wills.
Fundie mormons already have polygamy. First marriage is legal, the rest are church only. The mothers are all considered single moms by the government and get benefits. Quite a scam they have going.
From Schopenhauer’s “Thirty-Eight Ways to Win an Argument”
#1 Carry your opponent’s proposition beyond its natural limits; exaggerate it. The more general your opponent’s statement becomes, the more objections you can find against it.
Oh give me a clone
of my own flesh and bone
with the Y chromosome changed to X.
and when we’re alone,
me and my little clone,
we will both think of nothing but sex!
Why is this tagged as humor? It’s clearly a bigoted asshole’s opinion of equal marriage rights.
What…you don’t think that two homosexuals getting married isn’t the same as a man marrying a dog? Well, that’s just….solid reasoning. And right wing America won’t stand for it.
I don’t want to marry my dog, I just want to fuck it. Waitwhat?
‘Cause if you like then you should have put some ringworm cream on it.
+eleventy!
Don`t get humor much, do ya?
That’s not humor. It’s ignorant bigoted bullshit.
I am from California. The thing that is the most funny and makes the most sense to me in this is the self love. Especially if we are talking Southern California.
I don’t get the 3 guys+ Group=Beastiality???
It’s 3 guys + polygamy = Beastiality. I don’t get it either.
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🙂
The day you can marry a mirror is the day Casemods moves to California.
Too late. 🙁
What’s with the guy that marries his mirror image? (One step before the woman marrying the mirror). Is that supposed to be an incest thing … like a guy marrying his twin brother?
Self love aka Marrying oneself aka conceited/vain.
Thats what I was thinking
It means his future self came back in time to marry him and the space time continuum is about to go to fuck.
Or it’s his doppelganger.
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I lol’d hard at that one.
Ah yes, the old slippery slope argument that ignorant people like to use. Funnily enough, some of those people are Mormons.
Legally speaking. I don’t think polygamy/group marriages would be that hard of a sell to the courts based upon the elimination of a requirement for a marriage to be between people of two different genders. With the redefinition of marriage, all that really remains is that it is between 2 people. There are sufficient religions and world cultures where polygamy is standard that a person (with sufficient financial backing … because it’d be a tough fight) could probably challenge the “two people” requirement. I’m thinking you could come at from an “equal protection under the law” angle and a “freedom of religion” angle.
The biggest problem is the distribution of property and challenges to wills.
Fundie mormons already have polygamy. First marriage is legal, the rest are church only. The mothers are all considered single moms by the government and get benefits. Quite a scam they have going.
You’re wrong. The biggest problem is that you have more than one wife.
I win!
I’m fine with all kinds of marriages between consenting adults.
It would at least make for more interesting shows on TV.
Yeah…um, the cartoonist can go fuck himself…which is probably the only sort of sex I’m imagining he’d get anyway.
If that logic make sense, loving Jesus should means you are gay and love to fuck your pets.
fucking pets isnt as disgusting as two guys fucking
Or as disgusting as skinhead cunts like yourself.
oh man, what about two skinhead cunts fucking, while their pets watch. Now that is disgusting.
From Schopenhauer’s “Thirty-Eight Ways to Win an Argument”
#1 Carry your opponent’s proposition beyond its natural limits; exaggerate it. The more general your opponent’s statement becomes, the more objections you can find against it.
+++
I WANT TO MARRY A TREEEE
//excellent Schopenhauer’s reference: I was going to say that but forgot the source.
I got wood for trees….
I get wood from trees.
Oh give me a clone
of my own flesh and bone
with the Y chromosome changed to X.
and when we’re alone,
me and my little clone,
we will both think of nothing but sex!