Death to Nike.
Half death to them, the robin ones are just gay enough.
Who’d buy the Robin ones? Besides a handful of twink boys looking for sugar daddies.
For $750 American (on sale from 1100!), you’d need a sugar daddy to afford them.
I can’t tell, is Robin the left or the right shoe?
It fits both feet. One might say it’s a bi-shoecle.
Finally some nikes worth wearing
Death to Nike.
Half death to them, the robin ones are just gay enough.
Who’d buy the Robin ones? Besides a handful of twink boys looking for sugar daddies.
For $750 American (on sale from 1100!), you’d need a sugar daddy to afford them.
I can’t tell, is Robin the left or the right shoe?
It fits both feet. One might say it’s a bi-shoecle.
Finally some nikes worth wearing