A guy at a restaurant calls his waiter over.
“Try my soup.”
The waiter is confused.
“Is your soup too hot?”
“Try my soup.”
“Is your soup too cold?”
“Try my soup.”
“Is there a fly in your soup?”
“Just try my soup!”
The waiter, tired of the guessing game, gives in.
“Okay fine, I’ll try your soup!”
The waiter tries the soup. It’s warm instead of hot, and a bit too sour, but seems fine. Halfway through, he finds a roach in the bowl, and throws up.
“Oh god, there’s a roach in your soup!”
“I know, it made me puke too.”
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