I am the Morgan Freeman. I am not your God.
I am descended from you, and exist in your future.
Thou shalt not violate causality within my historic light cone. Or else.
Several spontaneous supernova events have been theorized to be the consequence of civilizations attempting to defy the will of the Morgan Freeman. Others speculate that there is no evidence of any attempt to oppose the Morgan Freeman because anyone foolish enough to do so would simply be erased from all past, present and future existence.
Hey look, its the same as last time, and it makes just as much sense!
I prefer Sarah Silverman’s Black God. He’s fucking hilarious.
Someone missed the clever bus. Just a repost of Morgan Freeman playing God.
I am the Morgan Freeman. I am not your God.
I am descended from you, and exist in your future.
Thou shalt not violate causality within my historic light cone. Or else.
OR ELSE WAT???
Several spontaneous supernova events have been theorized to be the consequence of civilizations attempting to defy the will of the Morgan Freeman. Others speculate that there is no evidence of any attempt to oppose the Morgan Freeman because anyone foolish enough to do so would simply be erased from all past, present and future existence.
a black god is the perfect reason to be an atheist
Are you an atheist? The whole, “in his image” thing combined with where man originated would seem to indicate a pretty dark skinned God.
or furry 🙂
HOLY FUCK I HATE SQUIGGLY LINES
THE STUPID ASSHOLE COULD NOT EVEN RIGHT CLICK>IGNORE?
FUCKING SERIOUSLY?