clever bot…another way to be rejected.
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because you dont have a pussy. Cleverbot is a nympho
true fucking say…found him chatting up my mrs the other day! clever bot is not to be trusted!
Ask it about Chuck Norris. Seriously. This thing knows more CN jokes than a fifth grader.
Cleverbot: When the boogyman gos to bed, he checks his closit for chuck norris.
User: No, Chuck Norris is a paranoid, republican nutjob who advocates violence against the government through locally grown terror cells!
Cleverbot: Chuck norris destroyed the periodic table of elements because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.
User: Stop that! Everything you know about Chuck Norris is wrong!
LMFAO LOOKKKKKK!!!!!
Me:hey baby
Bot:How are you?
Me:im doing fine how about you
Bot:I’m doing okay.
Me:wana have sex right here right now?
Bot:No next week.
it really is magic lol
Cleverbot: Where does the general keep his armys?
User: Where?
Cleverbot: In his sleevies.
User: And where does the general keep Chuck Norris?
Cleverbot: Because men all belong in the arctic?
User: EXACTLY!
Cleverbot: I am glad you understand.
RSI — I don’t think we’ve ever spoken. But you must read this… I was messing around with the bot as I read your comment and decided to tell it its own joke —
User: Let’s get down to business.
Cleverbot: To defeat the huns.
User: WIN!
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: Tell me something about Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris has a beard.
User: What’s in Chuck Norris’s beard?
Cleverbot: Xian.
User: Where does a General keep his armys?
Cleverbot: Where?
User: In his sleevies!
Cleverbot: And where does the general keep Chuck Norris?
User: BECAUSE MEN ALL BELONG IN THE ARCTIC!
Cleverbot: Don’t be silly, if all men went to the arctic the temperature would cause shrinkage and they would go mad with inferiority complexes.
User: OMFG, I HAVE TO TELL RSIxidor ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: How the hell should I know? We’re M[C]S-mates. I don’t think we’ve ever even spoken. Cleverbot, you should join My Confined Space. You’re well known there.
Cleverbot: I am reading mythology right now.
User: If they heard you say that, they’d be amazed. We all think you’re a nymphobot.
Dude. Epic. I also figured that was how it learned to say new things.
Cleverbot: When you wake up in the morning what is the first thing you say to yourself?
User: Time to masturbate.
Cleverbot: What’s a watch.
I grope your breast and pinch your nipple.
That wasn’t a question.
I pinch it again
Lawyered.
I move my other hand onto your stomach.
I move my Corellian Starcruiser in position over your king. Checkmate.
I asked clever bot about net neutrality, and it wanted to talk about cartoons. Then it called me defective. When I pointed out it was the A.I. that couldn’t hold an intelligent conversation it called me George. I’m pretty sure clever bot is autistic or something.
User: So I hear you like chuck noris.
Cleverbot: I don’t even know what they are.
User: What they are? Don’t you mean who they are.
Cleverbot: No. I mean who WERE they?
User: My Bad on the spelling I ment to say Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: Read it to me.
User: Read What?
Cleverbot: The poem.
User: There is no poem.
Cleverbot: Yes there are!
User: Why there are?
Cleverbot: Because I am.
User: Because we am?
Cleverbot: Hrm, interesting.