Pilot Capt. Brian Bews ejects as his a CF-18 fighter jet plummets to the ground during a practice flight at the Lethbridge County Airport on Friday, July 23 for the weekend airshow in Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada. The pilot was taken to Chinook Regional Hospital with undetermined injuries.
“Undetermined Injuries” means a clean pair of underwear and a quick shower in this case.
except for the fact that he’s WAY too low. however, broken bones is a lot better than being dead!
first foto needs “fuck this shit” caption
Damn it.
Now you guys know we have fighter jets.
Damn it.
Now you guys know we had fighter jets.
Fix’d
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u waz pwn’d by a coonthatisapparentlynotacoon
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A poor attempt at photoshop… Look at the pixels.
I hope you’re being sarcastic.
I thought my troll attempt would fail. I was wrong. Clearly I have found my calling.
So you want to be the new casemods?
Somebody (and I mean nobody) has a crush.
I crushed your mom’s cervix
ejection can end a pilot’s career… the spinal compression from the rockets in the ejector seat is enough to cause paralysis and even if you’re lucky you can probably only do it at most twice in your career before you’re deemed unfit for piloting. medicine is catching up, however…
Plus the psychological fallout from all the “shortie” jokes.
this is in my hometown and it fucking sucks.
A friend of mine wanted to take me to this show, I declined cause I went to Sylvan Lake instead (yeah, it was named after me absolutely).
Anyway, shitty deal this was. Poor fighter jet… it’s machine spirit is downing bogies in Fighter Jet Valhalla now.