Now that most Harry Potter kids are a little older, getting hair in odd places and their voices are changing, it’s time for a new, older Harry to look up to…
Next will be the “Middle-age Mage”
“… no you can’t magic missile the bills”
“… you’ve used up you invisibility cloak in college so you can’t skip out of work”
“… your confusion/hypnotic suggestion spell didn’t get your wife to agree to that threesome”
for what its worth i loved the series of books. yeah they were just silly kids books but they were a lot cooler than the movie and gave dislexic kids a half god character to look up to.
The books were decent, but I think they’re aimed at young teens (my nephew read them when he was 10 and I read them to give us something to talk about). The movie was a terrible attempt at the first book’s story.
It was a nice idea, but bad put in practice.
Just a wannabe Harry Potter that failed.
Agreed…
Now that most Harry Potter kids are a little older, getting hair in odd places and their voices are changing, it’s time for a new, older Harry to look up to…
Next will be the “Middle-age Mage”
“… no you can’t magic missile the bills”
“… you’ve used up you invisibility cloak in college so you can’t skip out of work”
“… your confusion/hypnotic suggestion spell didn’t get your wife to agree to that threesome”
When your power goes out because you haven’t paid the electricity bill, you can Magic Missile the darkness.
Cast petrification spells cuz you ran out of boner pills…
They’re running out of ideas after remaking all of the European films of the past….
PERCY GOR IS A LIGTING THEF
wat
A FUCKING LIGTING THEF
The book was okay for a little light reading.
for what its worth i loved the series of books. yeah they were just silly kids books but they were a lot cooler than the movie and gave dislexic kids a half god character to look up to.
A black man! Where?!
The books were decent, but I think they’re aimed at young teens (my nephew read them when he was 10 and I read them to give us something to talk about). The movie was a terrible attempt at the first book’s story.