now this is a story all about how
my republic got flipped; and Alderan went down
i’d like to take a standard minute, just sit right there,
i’ll tell you how i became the princess with crazy hair
long, long ago in a galaxy far, far way
leading rebels was how i spent most of my days
chewbacca was maxin, han solo was cool
Obi Wan told me, “may the force be with you”
when a couple of droids, who were up to no good
transported a video to my neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my dad got scared
he said you’re gonna tell me if the rebel base is over there
Like a barn door in a gale, I would.
and those pig tails would keep either of you from flying away
Dude! That’s your SISTER!
He doesn’t know it yet!
Haters gonna hate.
now this is a story all about how
my republic got flipped; and Alderan went down
i’d like to take a standard minute, just sit right there,
i’ll tell you how i became the princess with crazy hair
long, long ago in a galaxy far, far way
leading rebels was how i spent most of my days
chewbacca was maxin, han solo was cool
Obi Wan told me, “may the force be with you”
when a couple of droids, who were up to no good
transported a video to my neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my dad got scared
he said you’re gonna tell me if the rebel base is over there
she looks like a dwarf in this picture
I run this shit!
Also, natedog wins my internets for the day. I salute you, sir.