“I know i know lets get a cool black dude to go in and look really happy about it! this way it will actually tell him apart from other people and it will make all the ugly fat white kids want to have it so they’re cool”
“yeah good idea we can get a black man w no dignity to go in and say “well this is more my style (cuz i is black, bro)”” lolololololol

I can totally see family members wearing colour coded hats, there is NO WAY IN HELL it would tell me apart from my brother”