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Using Paper Towels to Clean the Gulf

Added on June 21st, 2010 by | Report Post
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This is not a hoax people. Bp contractors are using paper towels to “clean” up parts of Grand Isle.



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    grammarrobot

    Those are clearly sham-wows.
    Everything is going to be fine.

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    vincent_kahrune

    Got a source on this “news”?

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    DMYTRIW WDS

    NPR was talking about it last week. Since all the journalist were being corralled to only follow the PR guys, one of them decided to jump on a kayak and go further down to where the mess was. She found they were using paper towels.

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    nyoki

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZHnStD690U
    BP trying control everything.

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    bstaples

    As long as it’s Bounty, I dont see a problem.

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    Macol

    While those are paper towels, they are the kind that comes in spill kits that are designed to absorb petroleum products.

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    Error401

    Know who makes ’em? I’m gonna dump a ton of bank in that company’s stock.

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    oldnoob

    What other/better suggestions do you have?

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    so_cali

    absorb petroleum or not, it looks majorly fucking retarded. i could come up with at least 5 better ideas when i take my nightly dump.

    what a fuckin joke. waiting for the punchline….

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    Demon

    They`re using dog hair and LAMB`S wool, too.

    Hair and Animal Fur Donated to Fight Oil Spill – NYTimes.com
    www.nytimes.com/2010/05/06/us/06hair.html

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    nyoki

    Nor hay.

    There is a local alpaca farm here that is shearing their leg fur and sending it to the gulf. I got the impression that some mayors from small towns are planning to bypass BP and the Coast Guard and use it anyway. They’re desperate.

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    Demon

    Do you have an address where I can send some?
    I`m going to start shearing my leg fur right NOW.

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    nyoki

    I hate my fucking local news. It was on the news last night and now I can’t find any reference to it.
    your4state.com/

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    ElmoJones

    They’re ALMOST done. Whew, that was a close one.

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    pro_junior

    those are oil absorbent pads and they actually work really well for removing oil from water. Although in the pic it appears ridiculous, it’s not a bad idea to use them…

    www.thebuyingnetwork.com/234552/products/Oil-Absorbent-Pads.html

    but yeah, fuck bp.

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    Demon

    It`s ridiculous because uhm…
    HEY BP DUMBFUCKS, USE THEM IN SIZES OF LARGE TARPS
    HURRRRRRDURRRR.

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    Dreth

    BOUNTYYYYYY

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    teezy weezy

    Karma bitches, enjoy.

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    The Dude

    When the 20 mile wide methan bubble explodes you wont be laughing. Will be equivalent to 185 megaton n00k

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    DMYTRIW WDS

    What’s this now? Haven’t heard about this. Link?

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