1. tries to fire right-hand gun; can no longer accelerate
2. tries to fire left-hand gun; suddenly needs to brake; pulls front brake only & flips
3. tries to fire both left & right guns; steers into lamp post
4. hits a pothole; uzi bounces off windshield into face
MACHETE!
lol scopes
Ah, the dreaded drive-at.
Great – if you want to shoot at something you’re driving directly toward. Otherwise you got difficulties.
Seems to me an Uzi in a belt holster would be a lot more effective
Coming soon to an apocalypse near you…
1. tries to fire right-hand gun; can no longer accelerate
2. tries to fire left-hand gun; suddenly needs to brake; pulls front brake only & flips
3. tries to fire both left & right guns; steers into lamp post
4. hits a pothole; uzi bounces off windshield into face