It’s all that bastid Supermans fault..
Yo dawg, I heard you like cancer, so I put x-rays inside your tobacco so you can die while you die.
Then he goes and punches a “Jap” while passive-agressively snubbing black Lois.
Oh, just go and swallow a kryptonite dildo and die, you tired old extraterrestrial cliché.
But wait, isn’t he invulnerable? Wouldn’t that be all the more reason to smoke?
To bad he broke his fucking neck from falling off of a horse.
And that’s why I don’t ride horses.
It’s all that bastid Supermans fault..
Yo dawg, I heard you like cancer, so I put x-rays inside your tobacco so you can die while you die.
Then he goes and punches a “Jap” while passive-agressively snubbing black Lois.
Oh, just go and swallow a kryptonite dildo and die, you tired old extraterrestrial cliché.
But wait, isn’t he invulnerable? Wouldn’t that be all the more reason to smoke?
To bad he broke his fucking neck from falling off of a horse.
And that’s why I don’t ride horses.