Our cat often finds himself the non-consensual audience in my household’s weekly 2-backed beast-making festival. What can I say; sometimes we forget to open the door to let him out.
haha yea I hope my mom doesn’t figure out that a lighter, a rizla packet, a sock and anything else close to my desk which is now near the stairs = throwing shit at the cat to get it to fuckoff when im browsing vertical smiles.
My cat is a dirty bag like that.
shit like this happens to me too. I just yell at them and wave my dick around and they get all scared.
from the yelling
“i can haz coktail weener?”
sell the computer
eat the porn
fuck the cat
My choice, also.
In this order?
Noseless cat is noseless.
Our cat often finds himself the non-consensual audience in my household’s weekly 2-backed beast-making festival. What can I say; sometimes we forget to open the door to let him out.
=^0.0^=
:3
Dagnabbit Kitteh!!!
when ever my cat stares at me jerking off i take it as a sign, wrap that bugger in tape and fuck it until its eyes pop out.
My goldfish used to all line up at the side of the tank closest to the bed and hover there when…well….
I thought that was very strange.
haha yea I hope my mom doesn’t figure out that a lighter, a rizla packet, a sock and anything else close to my desk which is now near the stairs = throwing shit at the cat to get it to fuckoff when im browsing vertical smiles.