Oh, we were pretty relaxed once, but now all out politicians are putting bubble wrap and locks on everything.
Can’t wait until they get that nice little internet filter going, goodbye everything fun on the internet. Oh and did you hear that they’re searching incoming travelers for porn at airports now? Oh Australia, for we are young and fucking free.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat. And I says to him, “Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you’re just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don’t you knock it off?” And he said to me, “Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?” My cousin was a weird guy.
Stephen Lynch:
Gerbils make the worst TP ever.
Please.Respect Mr.Lemmywinks.
oh lawd. I’m on my phone and at first this image looked like it was a target
I want a hamster by they’re illegal in Australia.
I think you guys got enough problems with introduced animals already. I had a few when I was a kid, they suck, you aint missing much.
The Aussies are beginning to sound like their becoming a nice,comfortable nanny society.I used to think you guys were more cowboy than us.
Oh, we were pretty relaxed once, but now all out politicians are putting bubble wrap and locks on everything.
Can’t wait until they get that nice little internet filter going, goodbye everything fun on the internet. Oh and did you hear that they’re searching incoming travelers for porn at airports now? Oh Australia, for we are young and fucking free.
^Aussie anthem reference there.
(though Hamsters I can understand to some degree)
At one point, my family had all these pets at once, including goats. I hate goats.
I used to have gerbils ._.
What if the animals were those sizes
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat. And I says to him, “Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you’re just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don’t you knock it off?” And he said to me, “Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?” My cousin was a weird guy.
I’m saddened snakes aren’t on this list. Non-snake owners are missing out. I love my Roseys and Ball Pythons.