They call him MACHETE

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What should have been in grindhouse. Soon to be a full length movie however. It has people worried about a race war in Arizona.

Cant wait to see it.

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    Demon

    YESSSSSS MACHETE!!!

    natedog

    YESSSSSS RACE WAR!!!

    Belbo

    more like slave uprising.

    sherlockbonez

    I don’t understand why people carry so much shit in movies. Is it better just to carry 1 or 2 good sharp knife instead of 30? How the fuck are you suppose to sit down and have a smoke? It’s like that matrix scene where Neo walks around with 20 guns, you’re better off carrying more ammo than more guns.

    This guy aint going nowhere near my new couch.

    Luke Magnifico

    Reloading takes more time than just tossing guns and taking new ones.

    Also, carrying loads of weapons is awesome.

    sherlockbonez

    You should come hunt with us and carry all my guns than. Ammo whores are awesome, pack mules are decidedly nawsome!

    Insanely Rational

    You’re right, something like this could happen if you carry too many guns:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX8t1zguu_w

    (It’s the suitup scene from “I’m Gonna Git You Sucka”, with the audio copyrighted away by youtube.)

    Error401

    I hate when YT does that shit.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    This movie sucks ass.

    I saw it probably a month ago.

    Its a God damned joke. A bad joke.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Yes I’m well versed in the grindhouse genre which carried the aesthetic it did and ran with the low quality out of necessity.

    Making a piece of shit on purpose makes the people who made this a gaggle of retards.

    I have no clue when it comes out.

    Irregahdless its a very momentarily amusing gimmick that they expected to hold up a whole movie and it doesn’t.

    absurd

    Danny Treyo..
    they? just fucked with the wrong mexican.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    Machete is spanish for machete.

    Lemurian

    I’m surprised they could get Danny Trejo to touch Lohan.

    Silverwolf

    One word: hypnosis.

    jediadept

    The overcoat looks like wings.

    Phyreblade

    Dannys got great taste in machetes… See a few I wouldn’t mind borrowing.

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