yeah i have never understood how people could get so excited about such a boring game. You really want to fight and kill each other over this game, really?
Soccer: pass the ball up, then pass it back, then up agian, then back, then up, then to the side! then back! Hold it! HOLD IT! and 20 minutes later take a shot and miss the net. rinse and repeat.
oh, and if anyone comes within 7 feet of you you fall down and cry.
I give credit to soccer for being a sport where the clock doesn’t stop every few seconds so the players can mope around a bit. Those players have literally gone into cardiac arrest pushing themselves. Almost none if any are fat due to the insane cardio needed. Then a player bumps another and they go airborne as if hit by a van. I give credit to football for having players who have the courage to hit that van head on with the desire to shatter every bone or bolt in their/its body to secure that first down. Futbol players have the heart, Football players will tear your arms right off your torso.
The difference between soccer and football is like the difference between a man who understands hours of good foreplay and a douche who kisses you for a minute, goes and answers his phone, comes back and expects an instant blowjob.
its gay right up until the clothes come off…then its faggot
Thrella (#3595)
14 years ago
Futbol isn’t gay. American Football isn’t gay (Boring as hell, pointless, and marginally stupid and cowardly, but I wouldn’t say gay). Rugby… Well here’s a sport NO ONE can make fun of. It’s American Football without the massive armor and the gay “stopping” with the strategy of futbol… well until someone goes berserk and rips someone’s arms off.
Yes, yes it is. My friend cracked his helmet playing football, probably saved his life. He also managed to dislocate his shoulder blades the same week playing Rugby, and had to operate.
Determining the best sport is simply a matter of breaking them down into terms a five year old could understand and seeing which of those sounds the coolest.
This is not kickball.
Kickball is like baseball, but with a big red ball instead of a bat and tiny ball.
this
Exactly.
Kickball is fucking awesome.
yeah fuck its either football or soccer… not kickball nub
soccer.
yeah i have never understood how people could get so excited about such a boring game. You really want to fight and kill each other over this game, really?
Says the man from the country that invented American Football.
And the stupidest and laziest game ever invented, baseball.
baseball totally sucks, but the most boring and laziest game has got to be cricket, a single match can last days and they play for 8 or 9 hours a day.
Amerifags just don’t understand well-developed tactics that evolve over time, only over plays.
NFL: Run football. Run football. Throw football. Kick football. Repeat. FAIL.
Soccer: pass the ball up, then pass it back, then up agian, then back, then up, then to the side! then back! Hold it! HOLD IT! and 20 minutes later take a shot and miss the net. rinse and repeat.
oh, and if anyone comes within 7 feet of you you fall down and cry.
I give credit to soccer for being a sport where the clock doesn’t stop every few seconds so the players can mope around a bit. Those players have literally gone into cardiac arrest pushing themselves. Almost none if any are fat due to the insane cardio needed. Then a player bumps another and they go airborne as if hit by a van. I give credit to football for having players who have the courage to hit that van head on with the desire to shatter every bone or bolt in their/its body to secure that first down. Futbol players have the heart, Football players will tear your arms right off your torso.
The difference between soccer and football is like the difference between a man who understands hours of good foreplay and a douche who kisses you for a minute, goes and answers his phone, comes back and expects an instant blowjob.
This isn’t gay… at best, it’s pseudo-gay. I see no balls touching, nor pants around ankles.
Wayne Rooney is certainly not gay.
No he loves fucking grannies
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You sir, are and idiot 🙂
its gay right up until the clothes come off…then its faggot
Futbol isn’t gay. American Football isn’t gay (Boring as hell, pointless, and marginally stupid and cowardly, but I wouldn’t say gay). Rugby… Well here’s a sport NO ONE can make fun of. It’s American Football without the massive armor and the gay “stopping” with the strategy of futbol… well until someone goes berserk and rips someone’s arms off.
yeah, cause that “armor” is stopping guys from being disabled for life, right?
Yes, yes it is. My friend cracked his helmet playing football, probably saved his life. He also managed to dislocate his shoulder blades the same week playing Rugby, and had to operate.
Fuck you guys, why are we not talking about hockey?
cause hockey is as gay as kickball
Determining the best sport is simply a matter of breaking them down into terms a five year old could understand and seeing which of those sounds the coolest.
No, because then something like biathlon sounds great. “So, they ski through the forest and then shoot at stuff?”
But it sucks in reality.
biathlon is great!
Badminton is super not gay.