3. While your assertions about Socrates may be true, they cannot be quantified, since he never wrote anything down. What we knew about him was only in the writings of Xenophon, and mostly Plato, his best know student and friend. So what we know about Socrates is mostly from Plato’s 35 Socratic Dialogues in which… we… arhp… ahhp… excuse me… I need to go poo
1. I don’t think so Tim.
2. Moar bamboo? Oh, no thank you, I couldn’t take even one more bite!
3. Look ma! I’m breakdancin!
4. Hey Buddy… Whatcha doin? That looks like a mighty big syringe you got there…
Welcome to the neighborhood. My wife will bring a casserole later. It will not be very good. Do not tell her I said that.
That was for #1.
OMAIGAWD THE LAST ONE 😀
2nd pic: Dude, relax. I’m a panda.
1) OH HAI
2) I SAID SOOOOORRRRRY.
3) Butsecks?
4) Butsecks!
I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species.
“Bacon?”
“HOW BOUT NO”
“gheehee I farted”
“Butsecks”
Nigga stole my bamboo!
freeze motha fucka!
2. CALM DOWN, BRO
2. DON’T SHOOT!
…get it?
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Sounds like my M.O.
3. While your assertions about Socrates may be true, they cannot be quantified, since he never wrote anything down. What we knew about him was only in the writings of Xenophon, and mostly Plato, his best know student and friend. So what we know about Socrates is mostly from Plato’s 35 Socratic Dialogues in which… we… arhp… ahhp… excuse me… I need to go poo
2nd one “don’t taze me bro, don’t taze me.”
1. I don’t think so Tim.
2. Moar bamboo? Oh, no thank you, I couldn’t take even one more bite!
3. Look ma! I’m breakdancin!
4. Hey Buddy… Whatcha doin? That looks like a mighty big syringe you got there…
1. I really like these sleepovers.
2. Whoa, that sounds like Sexual Harassment.
3. I can feel the burn!
4. Surprise Buttseks!