I do this all the time.. Most of the time it’s to NOT cut it at all.. that way the reheat is so much better.. My Dad loves the square cut. I like just f**king them with crazy instructions, so I always change it up!
when i worked in pizza hut, we had this order which was a Cheese Lover (Mozarella + Mozarella + Mozarella + Parmesan), and the special order was Extra Mozarella, Extra Mozarella, Extra Mozarella. There was enough cheese to form a pizza base on its own.
We actually delivered to the guy, and he refused the pizza citing “i cant eat that id have a heart attack”
We brought it back and, none of us wanted to have heart attacks either so we threw it out later
What I find most outrageous about this is that I pay more for my pizza. I pay less in Delivery charges ($2) but pay more in sales tax ($1.37) So my total is always $14.87. I demand equal prices for all men who love pizza!
Neato.
I do this all the time.. Most of the time it’s to NOT cut it at all.. that way the reheat is so much better.. My Dad loves the square cut. I like just f**king them with crazy instructions, so I always change it up!
when i worked in pizza hut, we had this order which was a Cheese Lover (Mozarella + Mozarella + Mozarella + Parmesan), and the special order was Extra Mozarella, Extra Mozarella, Extra Mozarella. There was enough cheese to form a pizza base on its own.
We actually delivered to the guy, and he refused the pizza citing “i cant eat that id have a heart attack”
We brought it back and, none of us wanted to have heart attacks either so we threw it out later
Wait, the jerkoff ordered a pizza, you made it, and he didn’t pay for it? I hope you put a mark in his file to remind everyone to spit in his sauce!
That “mark on his file” has better have been a “never take orders from this fucking moron again”.
i’m so doing this to every asshole mormon that walks into my bar and orders a pizza and A WATER. go get a hot n’ ready ya j.o.
The cut is cool but a pizza with pepperoni, bacon, green peppers and easy cheese is quite disturbing.
WIN. I like it!
No anchovies = not even remotely satanic
That’s funny. I hope they were tipped well.
Blasphemy.
I hate the taste of cooked green peppers.
What I find most outrageous about this is that I pay more for my pizza. I pay less in Delivery charges ($2) but pay more in sales tax ($1.37) So my total is always $14.87. I demand equal prices for all men who love pizza!
OK, Why this gotta be the Devils pizza? Why can’t it be a communist pizza? Or even a Wiccan pizza?
Pfft…
From this view it is a Wiccan pizza, turn it 180 deg and it’s the Devil’s pizza. Communist?
Hmm… You’re right… needs moar tomato sauce to be communist. Lots moar…