yo momma so fat her nickname in school was “you gonna eat dat?”
yo momma jokes? really?
it’s a shame when you take yourself too seriously to laugh at juvenile crap anymore.
Yo momma so fat, she plays pool with the planets
yo momma is so fat, when she died she ripped the universe a new asshole (got it? got it?) yo momma is so fat, she stops time.
[scientific yo momma jokes; fusing juvenile crap with scientific facts]
What we really need is a fusion of Yo Momma jokes and Chuck Norris jokes. Go!
Yo momma so fat Chuck norris tried to round house kick her and it took him two weeks to get round.
Yo momma so ugly, Chuck Norris checks under his bed for her every night.
The one with Titanic is scientifically wrong 😉
ah.. here he is… the party breaker…
or is it party crasher? dunno…
I love these so much.
The Viking one made me lol.
yo momma so fat her nickname in school was “you gonna eat dat?”
yo momma jokes? really?
it’s a shame when you take yourself too seriously to laugh at juvenile crap anymore.
Yo momma so fat, she plays pool with the planets
yo momma is so fat, when she died she ripped the universe a new asshole (got it? got it?)
yo momma is so fat, she stops time.
[scientific yo momma jokes; fusing juvenile crap with scientific facts]
What we really need is a fusion of Yo Momma jokes and Chuck Norris jokes. Go!
Yo momma so fat Chuck norris tried to round house kick her and it took him two weeks to get round.
Yo momma so ugly, Chuck Norris checks under his bed for her every night.
The one with Titanic is scientifically wrong 😉
ah.. here he is… the party breaker…
or is it party crasher? dunno…
I love these so much.
The Viking one made me lol.