Dear MCS, Here is a band-aid with a heart shaped blood stain from my left arm, caused by my wireless keyboard when I accidentally sat on one end of it and it leapt up and attacked me. I thought of you. Love, Ch3x0
This is what I imagine Link’s used band-aids would look like.
I chuckled.
You are wrong… this is not e heart, this is JESUS! it’s a miracol it’s a fucking miracol
How does it work?
i thought it was a used menstrual pad at first
yeah… with JESUS on it!
I’d post used menstrual pads in NSFW, and only if there was a heart on it.
Fucking n00b, who gets attacked by their own keyboard?
It surprised me. Like, outta no where.
Your ass is nowhere?
No, the keyboard. My ass was the antagonist.
This is what I imagine Link’s used band-aids would look like.
I chuckled.
You are wrong… this is not e heart, this is JESUS! it’s a miracol it’s a fucking miracol
How does it work?
i thought it was a used menstrual pad at first
yeah… with JESUS on it!
I’d post used menstrual pads in NSFW, and only if there was a heart on it.
Fucking n00b, who gets attacked by their own keyboard?
It surprised me. Like, outta no where.
Your ass is nowhere?
No, the keyboard. My ass was the antagonist.