“…women speak an average of 25,000 words a day, while men utter a mere 13,000. Moreover, men speak 12,000 of their daily words at work, compared with just 10,000 for women. By the time you get home, you’ve only got 1,000 words left to say, while she’s got 15,000 to get through before bedtime. …She’s liable to pick a fight just to use up her quota, and if you get drawn in, you may run short of words by the end of the week and have to grunt to get plates passed to you at dinner.”
— Tim Dowling, MAXIM, “The Art of War”, Sept 2000
It’s awesome that he actually used 167 words.
He didn’t, it’s shit…
You bothered to count?
I have a lot of time on my hands.
>>3529
>>178
SAME FAG
i lol’d
There are some people that call me jesus.. it is true.
I have it at 128, including hyphenated words.
I get 156. one of us can’t do math.
I love you = 3 words. 1/3 of I love you = 1 word.
32*3 = 96+1 = 97+59= 156
I was counting the words in the “poem.”
Don’t forget when he’s on the line with his lover: “I only used fifty-nine today. I saved the rest for you.”
so that’d make it… 167?
MIND = BLOWN
I chuckled!
This is stupid beyond stupidity.
give me as many neg votes you want. It’s still stupid.
Cute yet retarded.
Oh, I’m sorry for you. . .Or did you mean the poem?
tl;dr
I take that back.
Update: YAWN…..
Your long distance lover…she’s cheating on you! Used all her “words” on another man!
FINALLY. I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE THINKING IT.
You weren’t thinking it. You forget you’re Jesus, Jesus. You knew it.
“…women speak an average of 25,000 words a day, while men utter a mere 13,000. Moreover, men speak 12,000 of their daily words at work, compared with just 10,000 for women. By the time you get home, you’ve only got 1,000 words left to say, while she’s got 15,000 to get through before bedtime. …She’s liable to pick a fight just to use up her quota, and if you get drawn in, you may run short of words by the end of the week and have to grunt to get plates passed to you at dinner.”
— Tim Dowling, MAXIM, “The Art of War”, Sept 2000
i thought this was super cute.