Victory thru Superior… PowerPoint Slides?

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Via MSNBC, reprinted in the New York Times.

“When we understand that slide, we’ll have won the war.” — General Stanley McChrystal



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    Puulaahi

    We got this!

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    Construct an adjacency matrix and solving for the eigenvectors. Doesn’t the military have any mathematicians?

    slakinator

    No one actually gives a shit about diff eq. or linear algebra.

    Phyreblade

    I do…

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    Working Draft v3?

    RSIxidor

    Consultants are never finished.

    driver01z

    Indeed. This needs to be previewed by the defense support group before being re-reviewed by the change initiative group before being put on hold by the incompetent director due to a personal objection by the overweight policy manager who simply wants attention despite previous passive approval 2 years ago

    Phyreblade

    Before being analyzed and cipher keys made, copied (in quadruplicate) and attached to original document fot further analysis pending approval by administrative security, so it can then be forwarded to Strategic oversight committee for evaluation for possible incongruencies and unintended snafus that could lead to it being sent back down to the defense support group for further revision.

    You cant rush a perfect plan. These things take time.

    Senshi

    Relax your eyes and you’ll see Bin Laden on a sailboat.

    TGGeko

    Reformat this to a 6 dimensional graph and everything will appear much simpler.

    DMYTRIW WDS

    If I say tomorrow a truck load of soldiers will be blown up… nobody panics… because that’s all a part of the plan.

    Phyreblade

    The Joker had that bit wrong. I’m betting the truckload of soldiers would be pretty darn panicked…

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