no, i’m pretty sure it’s because people will always need some bigger, better product to make them feel better and to show of their status/wealth to everyone around them
It’s been around for ages. Roughly since the 50s when bigger cars meant more lavish cars (with some exceptions, the MG was tiny but awesome). Basically any very public showing off of your supposed good fortune implies you really NEED everyone to see how awesome you are. This implies that your overcompensating or trying to hide something. It doesn’t really have to be a small penis, but that’s a good shorthand for whatever a guy might actually be overcompensating for (an addict, not as rich as he’d like to pretend, crappy job, father beet him as a child, hates his wife, or just possibly actually a small penis).
ah, because the H2 was so small, right?
no, because the Hummer is not armor plated and bullet proof.
no, i’m pretty sure it’s because people will always need some bigger, better product to make them feel better and to show of their status/wealth to everyone around them
I’m gonna go with the Hummer just didn’t look evil enough. Compared to this, the H2 looks like a Tonka Truck.
for those with an extra tiny penis
Yeah… I would love to ride around town in one of those things. I mean, we have to compensate for our other shortcomings somehow right?
Or those with phat beats
Where did this Big Car = Tiny Penis compensation thing come from? Somehow, I bet it was from someone who drove a small car. Just saying.
Also, It could also be for those who get shot at frequently, like anyone from east or south of Poland.
It’s been around for ages. Roughly since the 50s when bigger cars meant more lavish cars (with some exceptions, the MG was tiny but awesome). Basically any very public showing off of your supposed good fortune implies you really NEED everyone to see how awesome you are. This implies that your overcompensating or trying to hide something. It doesn’t really have to be a small penis, but that’s a good shorthand for whatever a guy might actually be overcompensating for (an addict, not as rich as he’d like to pretend, crappy job, father beet him as a child, hates his wife, or just possibly actually a small penis).
I hate the type of consumer that allows for this sort of retarded idea.
Where’s the turret?
Good… GOD. Fuck whatever dream car you may have. This one can and will mercilessly rape it.
If batman owned an suv…
For fuck’s sake, how the hell are you supposed to park that thing?
And don’t say “Any way you want to” because that’s just stupid.
Whatever way you desire.
Haha. I asked for it….
oooo! it’s got cup holders!
The real question is how would this perform in a zombie apocalypse?
Very, very well indeed I expect.
And for all the bells and whistles…it still has shitty temperature control dials.
Those are ford control units…
Man o man, what a chick magnet!!
It’s fully armored from the factory… they nixed the Whale Penis Leather interior after the environmentalists got in an uproar.
That was the Dartz Prombron’ actually.
For large $$$ and small dicks…
If you buy this truck it should come with a shirt or banner that says “hey look mom no penis”
I hope the fucking thing runs on a plutonium slug, or every trip to the gas station’ll be a serious case of wallet-rape.
For real… Though if you could afford this, that probably wouldn’t be a problem…