He should have got it on his non writing hand with a tiny bit left out, then in times of emergency he could fill it in with a sharpie and throw demons at people.
“The nethermost caverns,” wrote the mad Arab, “are not for the fathoming of eyes that see; for their marvels are strange and terrific. Cursed the ground where dead thoughts live new and oddly bodied, and evil the mind that is held by no head. Wisely did Ibn Schacabao say, that happy is the tomb where no wizard hath lain, and happy the town at night whose wizards are all ashes. For it is of old rumour that the soul of the devil-bought hastes not from his charnel clay, but fats and instructs the very worm that gnaws; till out of corruption horrid life springs, and the dull scavengers of earth wax crafty to vex it and swell monstrous to plague it. Great holes secretly are digged where earth’s pores ought to suffice, AND THINGS HAVE LEARNT TO WALK THAT OUGHT TO CRAWL.”
I read a story once of a dude that had just gotten a tattoo at a trendy ink shop, and it ended up being a sigil to summon a hell beast.
he wasn’t too happy about that when it started to eat him 🙁
well, he obviously didnt use it in a time of extreme emergency
He should have got it on his non writing hand with a tiny bit left out, then in times of emergency he could fill it in with a sharpie and throw demons at people.
So can someone explain how this summoning stuff works and history behind all this.
Cus the demon inside me wants to call bullshit.
natedog,
Great submission. I was recently looking at a book on alchemy and the symbols are eerily similar.
natedog,
Great submission. I was recently looking at an electrical diagram and the symbols are eerily similar.
Algebra does roughly translate to “the devils”
^^
THIS
natedog,
Great submission. I was recently looking at my mother-in-law’s handwriting and the symbols are eerily similar.
I’m happy to have been here for the birth of a meme
They have me listed, awesome!
I am FOCALOR! The Demon that drowns men!
On your knees, worm!
Great Mistress, I must beg to point out: Worms do not have knees.
“The nethermost caverns,” wrote the mad Arab, “are not for the fathoming of eyes that see; for their marvels are strange and terrific. Cursed the ground where dead thoughts live new and oddly bodied, and evil the mind that is held by no head. Wisely did Ibn Schacabao say, that happy is the tomb where no wizard hath lain, and happy the town at night whose wizards are all ashes. For it is of old rumour that the soul of the devil-bought hastes not from his charnel clay, but fats and instructs the very worm that gnaws; till out of corruption horrid life springs, and the dull scavengers of earth wax crafty to vex it and swell monstrous to plague it. Great holes secretly are digged where earth’s pores ought to suffice, AND THINGS HAVE LEARNT TO WALK THAT OUGHT TO CRAWL.”
dethklokdethklokDETHKLOCKDETHKLOK
HA! No one summons me!!!
PHYREBLADE
The Unsummonable
Word.
Why? It is not like his Name is Eyjafjallajokull. Should be summonable….
Try this Phrase: “Woah. Check out this full tang damascus steel tactical knife I just got!”
Hey, did I just hear someone say something about a Damascus steel tactical blade…?
Wait…
What just happened…?
SONOFA…!!
Total WIN
natedog,
Great submission. I was recently pissing paint up a wall and the symbols are eerily similar.
Shit does not work at all.Demonoid just ain`t coming back.Sigh.
demonoid has been back up for like 3 months
It`s been down for three days.
Hmm… where is the symbol to summon Pizza Girl… oh there it is: Phaleg
natedog,
Great submission. I was recently watching my wife’s/baby’s non-stress tests and the symbols are eerily similar.
Oh, fuck all of you. I’m down voting every post.
natedog,
Great submission. I was recently masturbating to goat porn, and the symbols are eerily similar.
natedog,
Great submission. I was recently looking at the bloodstains on my girlfriend’s maxipad and the symbols are eerily similar.
natedog,
Great submission. I was recently fucking your mother and these are the patterns we left on the great salt flats in utah.
Wah… what kind of emergency constitutes summoning a demon?
maybe when roman catholic priest is going to rape your son?
natedog,
Great submission. I was recently intercepting several rebel transmissions and the symbols are eerily similar.
McS, great comments. i was recently lol’ing at comments and my lol’s here are eerily similar.
I choose Barbiel!
Or it’s just Ken?
natedog,
Great submission.
natedog,