A Grade 5 Class is being asked 3 syllable words. Each kid is asked to stand up and say a word. 1st Kid – Banana, 2nd kid telephone…. etc
Comes to Little Billy and he just doesn’t get it…. Teachers says:
Your homework tonight is to learn a 3 syllable word and tell us before we start class tomorrow.
Next Day the Teacher asks Billy:
Billy stands up and says: “Contagious”
Teacher is floored….. “Where did you learn that word?”
Billy: Last night during the snow storm, my mom was outside shoveling…. My Dad looked out the window and said:
“It is gonna take that Contagious!”
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someone explain this to me…
Imagine the little kid sounds like a redneck. And read it aloud in a redneck voice.
OOOOOH,
I see…we don’t have rednecks in our country. But i get it now…
…not quite as funny anymore..
>mom is shovelling
>dad says it’s gonna take that cunt ages
/oklahoma werd skillage
thank you so much!! i’m at work, so i didn’t want to try to sound it out! XD
Thank you for explainin that to to me natedog i am not accustomed to your ways
yea joke fail
Worst word play ever.